Author: Dana

Kenya goes over to Claudia’s house to check out her new apartment. The two girls crack open a bottle of wine and Claudia reveals her ulterior motives. She needs shelves put together. So in her sundress and Louboutins they put together the shelves and Kenya fills in Claudia about how some of the girls think Apollo is lying about lying. Kenya is Claudia’s girl, and she has her back no matter what! The two decided they are not cut out for shelf building and go on the prowl for some single men to help them. I am loving the friendship…

After getting his heart broken by Andi, Chris Soules is returning in the hot seat as The Bachelor for season 19.  The 33-year-old hopeless romantic is a successful farmer from Lamont, Iowa. He made it to the top 4 last season with Andi being sent home what looked like a successful hometown date. Chris who was engaged once loves football, camping and country music. I expect we’ll see a lot of “Surprise” concerts popping up this season. Although you may think Chris is just a simple farmer he graduated from university where he studied both agriculture and agronomy. He…

Schwartz meets Ariana and Tom at a pet rescue, because now that he has no job and Katie feels he’s not committed he thinks he needs to make a big gesture and getting a dog seems like the right thing to do. Tom being Tom though can’t decide what he wants to drink most days definitely can’t decided on what kind of dog to bring home so he recruited the two most responsible people he knows to help him make. Kudos to Tom for getting a rescue though and he does have ALOT of cuties to choose from. He ends up…

This week Kandi and Todd are getting down to business…..real business. Todd is frustrated that Kandi has all these things on the go but nothing is getting finished. Kandi realizes that her “team” is not being as productive as they should be. Kandi calls a team meeting and tells them that they need to start working harder to achieve the goals that they are setting. The team thinks it’s all coming from Todd but Kandi tries to assure them that it’s not. Kandi’s manager Don Juan  talks to Kandi about the meeting and he felt bombarded at the meeting. He’s…

It’s the Eve of Jax’s nose job and him and the Tom’s are celebrating by drinking beer on the street and getting their eyebrows threaded. While the guys are on their spa day Stassi and Ariana are talking about how while Tom and Ariana were de-Kristinfying their apartment she shows up and cried for 45 minutes. Stassi can’t understand how Ariana is OK with  Sheana and Kristin being friends. Ariana says that Kristin just isn’t worth any thoughts so she just doesn’t care. We then find out that Tom had a panic attack an hour into this first Pump shift…

Kenya meets up with her aunt Lori to buy some trees because gardening is becoming Kenya’s newest stress relief. Aunt Lori (smartly imho) tells Kenya she needs to forgive for some of this stuff. Kenya says she might if they apologize first but Aunt Lori thinks she shouldn’t be putting conditions on forgiveness. Listen to Aunt Lori Kenya! She’s a smart woman. Be the grown up wipe the slate clean Porshe, Kandi and Phaedra meet up. She tells both girls all about the party and how Kenya was there and they talked about Porshe and how Apollo showed up. Kandi…

The moment we have all been waiting for is finally here! Who does Tim choose, April or Trish? The Bachelor Canada manages to pack into one hour what The Bachelor takes 3 to show so let’s get started. Tim wakes the day before engagement day and he has one last chance to talk to the ladies before he makes his decision. First up is April. Did April stay or in her moment of panic yesterday did she take off and leave. It looks like April stayed put and waking up in the morning with the Tahitian sunrise put everything in…

After the fall out of the fight and Lisa doling out her punishments James and Kristin think it’s BS he was fired and she was suspended because Sandoval started the fight. James decided to write Lisa a letter to apologize and maybe get his job back. Meanwhile Stassi is having lunch with her dad and tells him that it’s so weird being back in LA and she feels that she was so healthy and zen in New York but being around Sheana is ruining all that for her. Jax is at his therapist telling her about Carmen and Tiffany. He…

So Apollo has been sentenced and Phaedra isn’t letting all that drama get in the way of her life. It’s Aiden’s first dentist appointment and she shows up with her mother. Apollo decided to show up and even though Phaedra isn’t pleased she smiles and puts on a brave face for the kids. You can tell that Apollo realized that this is one of the last “normal” experiences he’s going to have with the kids. They both wonder how they are going to explain to Aiden what is going to happen. Cynthia received her Ebony magazine cover and I have…

Now that the women have told all (not enough in my opinion) Tim can get down to the business of choosing is wife. April and Trish are in Tahiti and I am so jealous I’m not going lie! We had a lot packed into this hour so let’s get started! Tim takes Trish on the first fantasy date of the week. They are horse back riding on a Pineapple Plantation. Tim can totally see his life laid out with Trish. She’s an open book with him.  I am really loving Trish since Italy and the connection between the two of…