Sheana and Shay’s bachelor and bachelorette party is finally here. Everyone is there minus Stassi and poor Pandora because Lisa made her work since she doesn’t have a manager at Pump at the 
moment. They get there and the room situation is a little funky. Sheana and Ariana are sharing, Katie and Vail are together, Jax and the Toms are sharing because originally it was supposed to be just the Toms but after San Diego Tiffany isn’t going (if you ask Jax it’s because she didn’t know anyone and he didn’t want her to be uncomfortable) so Jax cancelled is room now all the boys are sharing 1 bed. (Tell me these guys aren’t gay) and James and Kristin are together because no one wanted them. Lisa as a gift to Sheana paid to have her upgraded to a suite and her room was phenomenal. Her mom and sister decorated it all in pink just for Sheana and she was ecstatic. Sheana quickly called Lisa to thank her for the upgrade. It was really quite hilarious to see the difference of Sheana’s luxurious suite to the guys in a dinky room with only one bed deciding who was going to spoon who and the all to huge decision of where Sandoval would put his hair straightener.
Night One is at Naked Taco where the have bottle service and dinner. Tom and Ariana in matching outfits and Kristin wants to vomit. Sheana has three days to complete a list of tasks Ariana has assigned her like sign a guys ass, dance on a bar, get a strangers underwear and motorboat a D! Quite cleverly Ariana managed to include almost everything everyone has been accused or rumored to have done. Ariana is my favorite on this show for sure. Talk turns to Stassi trash talk and Katie reveals that Stassi isn’t talking to her because she doesn’t agree with her decision to go to Miami. 
Even Kristin is shocked that she’s icing her out. Sheana asks Jax about Tiffany not being her and he gives the same excuse he gave before. Vail point-blank asks if they are on or off and he doesn’t give her a straight answer. The party moves up to Sheana’s suite and Jax gets a call from Tiffany to check up on him because she has 0 trust in him since San Diego. He’s barely off the phone with her and he begins to hit on Vail. His method this time is to tell her how bad a person he his and she is eating up thinking he can’t be that bad and she is flirting back soooo hard. Thankfully everybody woke up in the right bed next to the right people. Jax is claiming he is very happy with Tiffany and nothing happened with Vail and Vail is unsure how she got back to her bed, so who really nows what happened between the two of them. Who thinks there was a quick hook up somewhere? As Vail is telling Katie about the conversation she warns her she’s being Jaxed.
Day Two is an afternoon on boat. It’s time Sheana starts knocking out her list and first up…..motor boating a D! She of course does it to Shay and Katie gives it a 10. Despite all the differences between so many of them there are no fights yet and everyone is having a great time reminding Sandoval of the old times and why he loves this group of people. Jax has been texting Carmen and 
has even offered to fly her to Miami. WTF is wrong with him? Sandoval wants to slap him silly. For the evening the boys and girls seperate for dinner. The boys “forget” James at the hotel making him find his own way. Katie and Sheana are in a really great place with their friendship and the girls help Sheana check off some more of her list. Sign a guys ass….check. Talk turns to the deabauchery in San Diego at the boys party. Jax is still denying having sex with he waitress, and Jax brings up Tom supposedly cheating on Ariana. James is eating is up and texting Kristin everything that is being said. Sheana sees something is up and asks her whats going on. Kristin declines to comment and “goes to the bathroom” leaving her phone face up at the table. Vail scoops it up and starts reading the messages. Sheana keeps pressing Kristin for info on the boys dinner but she’s not saying anything. Tom and Jax are arguing about who slept with who and Scwartz is cowering on the other side of the table. Tom and Jax go off alone to talk it out. Tom wants him to stop ratting everyone out and tells him that he’s not covering for him so he gets a taste of what if feels like. Will Jax every learn his lesson?
It looks like next week the party takes a bad turn with people crying and Tom and Kristin talking about things. Will Ariana and Tom make it through this weekend? Comment below and let me know what you think of this weeks episode. Check out our BRAVO PAGE for Jon’s audio blogs on not only Vanderpump Rules but also RHOBH and RHOA. He’s reading the Bravo blogs to you so you can find out the behind the scenes dirt! You’ll also find written recaps of all the Bravo shows there as well.
