It’s the Eve of Jax’s nose job and him and the Tom’s are celebrating by drinking beer on the street and getting their eyebrows threaded. While the guys are on their spa day Stassi and Ariana are talking about how while Tom and Ariana were de-Kristinfying their apartment she shows up and cried for 45 minutes. Stassi can’t understand how Ariana is OK with Sheana and Kristin being friends. Ariana says that Kristin just isn’t worth any thoughts so she just doesn’t care.
We then find out that Tom had a panic attack an hour into this first Pump shift and after being told if he left the floor he was done, walked out and like James is no jobless. He tries to explain to Katie but she is feeling that this demonstrates his lack of commitment to their relationship.
It’s the day of Jax’s nose job and Schwartz brings him to the doctor. The surgery goes without a hitch and Jax was HILARIOUS all drugge
d up telling the nurses that he loves them. After a quick stop at the pharmacy and McDonalds for a McFlurry Jax collapses into bed and realized that the pharmacy never gave him his Vicodin. Before he can run out and get it Lisa and Peter show up at the door. Tom is all awkward because of the Pump incident and Jax is freaking out inside because he has tons of stolen Sur stuff hanging around his apartment. Lisa can’t figure out these American men, one is getting plastic surgery for vanity the other is running away from his job and the both have their eyebrows threaded and Peter tells him to buy a pair of balls while he’s there.
James is given a second chance by Lisa and he’s under the watchful eye of Peter. Tom tries to talk to Lisa and it ends with Lisa calling him a pussy and him handing over his Pump shirts. Everyone is talking about going to the OK Magazine party. The gang minus Katie and Stassi descend upon Jax’s apartment and comment as to why Katie isn’t there and blame Stassi. Tom tries to defend her but no one wants to hear what he has to say.
At the OK Magazine party Kristin of course makes life awkward and has to sit at the table with Ariana, Tom and Stassi and Shay. Really her options are limited because she can’t sit with Katie, Stassi and Peter. As Stassi is laughing at the “loser” table Peter comes up with the idea of playing High Card Cut and the loser has to go over there. Stassi loses and heads over, but Tom and Ariana have already fled. Conversation is awkward and as it finally comes to a more natural flow Kristin asks Stassi if she has seen Jax after his surgery. Oh Kristen. You are socially retarded. Stassi and Peter get up and go. Sheana and Kristin aren’t going to let her go easy and show up at the cool kids table with Vodka. Tom and Ariana argue because Tom tries to say everyone is cool with each other. Kristin and James decided to go (Best decision Kristin ever made) and then Sheana and Stassi and Katie end up arguing about why is messed up that Sheana is now BFF’s with her. Luckily now punches are thrown at this party!
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